The Beast's answer: Quit asking me such dumb crap.
Hal's answer: A what?
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Don't Judge Us -- We're Just Related to Them
The backstory...
While it's true we were raised as Hawkens, we consider it distinctly unfair to assume anything else about us. For that reason, we present this weblog to you, the reader, courtesy of the world wide Intraweb.
This blog is a database of the most intellectually stimulating (i.e. utterly ridiculous) elements of the proud Hawken family.
We are not so ambitious as to chronicle every distant relative, so we have focused our wit, scorn and mildly antagonistic style of affection on our two parents, Megan and Harold.
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This blog is a database of the most intellectually stimulating (i.e. utterly ridiculous) elements of the proud Hawken family.
We are not so ambitious as to chronicle every distant relative, so we have focused our wit, scorn and mildly antagonistic style of affection on our two parents, Megan and Harold.
>>more
The People in Question
- Ben & Jake: The Protagonists
- Hal: Our Plucky Father
- The Beast: Our Mother
Topics of Conversation
- Facts (24)
- History (30)
- I Can Has Hawkens? (3)
- IM Convos (7)
- Kron Kron Beep (15)
- Photos (3)
- Reality Show Applications (4)
- The Demise (3)
- Videos (1)
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August
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- My Childhood in a Nut Shell...in a Cucumber... Both?
- Re: Family Names
- Family Names
- The Official "Admittedly Hawken" Welcome Message
- Auto Mechaniacs
- Change is the One True Constant -- Most Places
- If You Buy a Soda, The Restaurant Wins
- Breakfast: The Case of Hot v. Cold
- The Hawken Home Stressed Values - Like Sleep Depri...
- Finding Yourself
- What Doesn't Kill You is Hilarious
- The Hawken's National Holiday
- The Early Years in the Hawken House
- The Usual Suspects
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August
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What's Your Favorite Part of the Holiday Season?
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I told you this wasn't funny.
3 comments:
Well, what else can I say than that I am 75% Starscream.
I was listed as "75% Megatron."
That is particularly interesting since, in junior high, I started a club for people who were moderately impressed with the movie 'Tron' named "75% Tron."
I'm 71% Megatron. Cool. That was like a zodiac for nerds.
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