I Can Has Hawkens?

One of the Intrawebs many benefits is the new mediums of communication it provides. In some cases, it provides not only a new way to deliver that communication, but an entirely new way to present and project critical information.

Alongside Guttenberg and Ferdinand de Saussure, is the keen language of the LOLcats.

Like any proper vernacular, this new mode of communication has its own grammatical rules dictating proper style and usage, detailed treatises on its history, and, of course, a basic grasp of the classics is exceptionally helpful.

Perhaps the LOLcats creator says it best: "The grammar is consistently awful, as if the cat was trying to speak English but just couldn’t get the conjugation right."

In an expression of the sincerest form of flattery, and with a desire to present our family via the most advanced forms of communication possible, we presnt our newest feature: I Can Has Hawkens?